"Excuse me Mr. Hoots, I hate to bug a busy bird,
But I wanna learn the sax and I need a helpful word,
Cuz I always get a silly squeak
When I play the blues."
Mr. Hoots:"Ernie keep your cool.
I'll teach you how to blow the sax.
I think I dig your porblem: it's rubber and it quacks.
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues."
You gotta put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! Yeah you gotta leave the duck alone!
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxaphone!
You didn't hear a word I said.
You gotta get it through your head.
Don't be a stubborn cluck!
Ernie, lay aside the duck!
Mr. Hoots:
"What good are flying fingers when they're wrapped around a ducky?
I learned a thing or two from years of playin' in a band.
It's hard to play a saxaphone with something in your hand!
To be a fine musician you're gonna have to face the facts."
Change the toy's position if you wanna ace the sax."
You gotta put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! Yeah you gotta leave the duck alone!
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxaphone!
Put down the ducky! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the dukcy! [Put down the ducky!]
Put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxaphone! Yeah!
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys
Oh, everyday when I make my way to the tubby,
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine!
[rubber ducky]
Rubber ducky, you're the one!
You make bathtime lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo dee do!
When I squeeze you, you make a noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend!
It's true!
I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby!
Rub a dub dub bee.
And I'm lucky that you are mine!
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you!
And I'm lucky that you are mine!
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of --
Rubber Ducky, I'd like a whole pond of --
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo be doo!
[Tee hee hee! Oh rubber Ducky! {squeek}]