I cried myself to sleep
everynight.. just wishing I could be a part of the 'gang'.
What convinced you to join the cult?:
It didn't take much convincing, let me
tell you that.. No other duck clubs, gangs, or cults ever accepted me...
until I found out about this one.. I was overwhelmed with joy when I was
told I can become a member.
When did you first realize your love for ducks?:
When I was younger my mommy
would always take me to the park and I always went and sat and watched the
lil duckies paddling around... they were my friends.
What is your job for the cult:
I's the almighty spy! I
wear a purple and green polka-dotted cape and a mask on the back of my head
so no one can ever really tell which way I'm going.. I run around and spy on
all of the other cults, gangs, and everything else imaginable.. and if I
don't like the looks of it, I dry their lake and come back and tell my
pondmates to go recrute their ducks and bring them to a place where they
will be happy.
Short story of your Ducky Cult life:
well I started off as a poor, sad
child.. my only friends were at the pond and they only quacked at me.. I
grew up, and the baby ducks did too.. I still tried going back there once I
was bigger, but that only frightened them.. so I went into this deep state
of depression.. where everything I did was based around ducks.. I had no
friends.. I NEEDED DUCKS! but one day as I was walking through the same
park, I saw signs on the trees that read "Now accepting members for the ALL
NEW Ducky Cult.. see the High Priestess or the General of the MInions.. and
so I did.. and they took me under their wing, and loved me like I was their
own duckling.. Later in the years, I explained to them my rough and tough
childhood and growing up and loosing my duckie friends... They saw my anger
and gave me the position of SPYING on all the other clubs to make sure none
gets better than ours.. WOOHOO!
