Jenn - Slayer of Ducky Oppressors

Slayer of Ducky Oppressors

Name:

buffy

Birthdate:

4/14

Your Cult Title:

Slayer of Ducky Oppressers (watch out!)

What did you do before you were a cult member?:

o u know the usual..saved >the world..and on my off days traveled to scotland

What convinced you to join the cult?:

i wanted to slay!!

When did you first realize your love for ducks?:

when one of my 8th grade science teachers decided to throw baby ducks in the water when they didnt know how to swim and KILL them...thats when i had to kill him...wait u weren't supposed to know that..shhh....

What is your job for the cult:

its not obvious? ok grr...lets see..um i slay the evil duck oppressors? that good enough????

Short story of your Ducky Cult life:

well...umm....i entered the ducky cult..and have been doing my job (very well thank you...hey wait why aren't ne of us getting prase for our great work??...i see how it is..).