01-01-00... watch out all you evil monkey doers, I'm the Y2K
bug *burps* And I'm coming to get you!
Your Cult Title:
Secretary of Ducky Affairs [SoDa]
What did you do before you were a cult member?:
I laid in a dark room
staring at the glow in teh dark stars on my ceiling and watched them get up
and walk around and make pretty designs in the stars. It was fun naming them
and watching them change and stuff *looks around* If you see my hunky man
constellation, lemme know, I've been looking for him.
What convinced you to join the cult?:
I was watching the stars on the
ceiling and they got up and walked around and I fell asleep, as I usually do
because they're so mesmorizing, have you ever noticed that? So, anyway, when
I woke up, I found that the stars had made a pretty message on my ceiling.
It said *thinks real hard* Go talk to Marg. Go join ducky cult. That was
when I knew that someone somewhere had something better in mind for me, so I
turned on the light for the first time in years and found a phone, called
Marg and I've been a faithful follower since. I even learned how to write so
I could be secretary. But the stars on the ceiling help me out alot. you
should come meet them. They're really nice.
When did you first realize your love for ducks?:
When Marg told me I liked them?
What is your job for the cult:
The stars and I write
notes and stuff and I answer the phone, if it ever rings, I'm supposed to of
course, but we're not that well known yet. And I get to play on the computer
and type and stuff like that. I listen to music alot too.
Short story of your Ducky Cult life:
Well, after I was introduced to the
world, I noticed there were many things to love about life! The ducky cult
taught me how to read, write, and how to talk on the phone. Oh how I love
the phone! Now I talk on it all the time. Oh! Oh! OH! And -SHOPPING-!
SHOPPING IS SO MUCH FUN! I like to go shopping for things with duckies on
them. That's my life now. I don't have money, but I go shopping anyway.
hehehe! That's all I do with my life now. Oh, and I still communicate with
my stars. My stars are my friends. Now, if I could just find that man......
*walks off confused like*
