I formerly lived on the
planet Zorg, where I often delighted in torchering geese and other suchbirds.
What convinced you to join the cult?:
The evil hypnotic powers of Monica
and Marg [peer pressure!], along with my rubber ducky.
When did you first realize your love for ducks?:
When I began using the
phrase 'lucky ducky' a little too much... And when we bought 10 rubber
duckies at camp and gave them names like 'batman' , 'jupiter' and
'enterprise' and made them float around the little ducky pond...with
occasional hurricanes, of course.
What is your job for the cult:
I... Command duckies.
Secondly, of course, after monmon. I order the SoDO to kill those who do
not follow the ways of the ducky cult, because Jen likes to kill. Ducky
opressors, of course...
Short story of your Ducky Cult life:
I was found outside of the ninja
turtles' sewer home, and raised by master splinter who taught me to like
anchove pizza. [wipes a tear from her eye at the happy memory] This made
me aware of geese, who stole my anchoves.. then followed my hate for
geese and wish to pulverize them. Then came Zorg...
