I lived in spiritual
darkness. But more then that.. I was born a miserable child. Always looking
for some sort of highter power to lovingly worship.For a time I looked to
christianity. Then I opened my eyes to the light yellow feathers and
realized, Christianity has problems. Big problems. There were too many
hypocracys for my liking. I began to think to myself. Somewhere deep inside
myself, a little voice (whom I now call Earl)becan whispering plans of a
cult. A better cult for all, and certainly one big leap ahead of that
rotten Christianity thing... Sheesh...whoever thought up -THAT- was off his
rocker.
What convinced you to join the cult?:
Earl taught me a lot. He led me to my
destiny (but at that time she was still called Monica). Monica and I began
talking. We were bother yearning for something in life. Something that gave
a meaning to getting up each morning. As if upon instinct, we both began
singing the Rubber Ducky Song. The song sparked a thought, almost like a
memory. A past life of a ducky worshipper. I was afraid to see what was
going to happen next with my miserable life, but after much prodding from
Earl, and the bribery of a candy bar, I accepted my fate and took my place
as the High Priestess of the Ducky Cult. My first line of Business: I asked
Monica to join, and become my General for all my Ducky Minions. We then
went throughout the world in search of worthy followers...dragged them from
their humble lives and by our powers of persuasion, coaxed them into
joining our cause. For the Duckies!
When did you first realize your love for ducks?:
When I realized that
Christianity was all a big puppet show. The Ducks were all I could look to
now. The rest was all a lie made up by those that would see the Ducky Cult
cease, and its members dead. I live now to continue my work as a High
Priestess and thwart our enemies.
What is your job for the cult:
I am the High Preistess.
I do what any good and loyal High Preistess does. I help recruit members,
bribing them to join with promises...of a candy bar...The Got DM and I then
discuss what jobs would be best for our joiner, and then seal their fate by
chosing the job they will have for the rest of their lives.
Short story of your Ducky Cult life:
My life is peaceful and quiet at the
cult. We want nothing more then to crush your forces and take over the
world. You would be happy as a Cult Member. Everyone is treated with
respect (even if they are a rotten person) Any job is acceptable for the
cult. The Ducky Cult has been on hold for a while, due to the conflicting
schedules that all our members have. But, I now hope that with this new
assignment, we can all band together and spread our message of joyous ducky
peace throughout Earth.
